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Saturday, June 24, 2006

Ebook sales Fraud

Report my I.mole

Best selling ebook on the market

How to sell your house online has reached incredible sales volume after just one week of hitting the shelves.

A spokesperson for online ebook publishing house caxton said 'we simply cant keep up with demand'

Intrigued by this I conducted a survey of local residents and found not one of them could get a copy of this book, and local stockist said supplies were non existent.

So further investigation by your intrepid reporter ensued....


Sell your house online

I was allowed to see reciepts by caxtons to verify their story of incredible sales and was astonished to find that the numbers were true, however when i asked for a list of customers , information was not so forthcoming. Useing every trick in the book (I bribed the cleaners) I found a memo that reported that several thousand copies had been despatched that day to one address, my own village of threadhampton!
The plot thickens.
having made my way home stopping for a pint at the local fox and cow i overheard mrs meddle complain that she couldnt park her bycycle in her usuall place outside the local etstate agents of cheatem and ripoff as there were several large card board boxes spilling onto the street outside.
um curious off i trot (after downing a delicious pint of local ale) and there i found it.
Right outside the shop of cheatem and ripoff several cardboardboxes marked caxtons printing press.
Springing inside I was able to interview mr cheatem of cheatem and ripoff about his boxes.
Why (always start with a a good question in journalism) do you have several thousands copies of How to Sell your house online? spilling onto the street from your shop and stopping people from parking their bikes?

Upon which i was bruskly bundled out of the shop by Mr ripoff saying they were just closing,
in the background one of the secretaries shouted "He Likes a good read"
So there you have it, another triumph of investigative reporting.
It seems that Mr Cheatem would rather the information in this book How to sell your house online not become common knowledge.
I wonder whats in it?

i.moleindependent investigative journalist

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